Here's 54-year old Melanie Griffith at the Best In Drag Show in L.A last night (no joke, that's an actual event), to which she was invited because I'm assuming she makes for one fine dude in an Axel Rose hair piece? And my "fine" i mean its the kind of beauty that can only be enhanced if a horse kicked you right in the face and left a ****-covered imprint on it. And you know what's funnier than ...