Back in grade school, girls had cooties. They were dumb and probably smelled and played with dolls and cried a lot. Now we're grown up and girls have cooties again, especially if their yabbos are soft and bouncy and when their ham tunnels are swaddled in fur. Sunday night, the world exploded because a gorgeous porn star got completely naked on television, and instead of falling in love, dudes across America gagged, puked, got the ...