Michael Jackson Has Recorded 100 Secret Songs

I sincerely hope all of the songs are buried with him.

March 2, 2009  Like 3

Subject: Michael Jackson News... Initially, it was thought that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning -when it was believed that he had eaten some 12 year old nuts and several 10 year old weiners. Others believed he simply choked on a small bone. He died at 3:15, when the big hand touched the little hand. During the Autopsy it was discovered that because of extensive plastic surgery, Michael Jackson's body was made up of 90% plastic. According to Michael Jacksons lawyer, his last will requested that his body is to be melted and made into LEGO blocks. This way, kids will be able to play with him now. If there is any of his remains left, he will also be made into small plastic party cups, in hopes that children will once again have a chance to get their lips on his rim. As a sign of respect, McDonalds has released the McJackson burger, which consists of 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns. When he married Lisa Marie Presley (who was age 26 at the time) in 1994, he was asked casually by an interviewer what he thought the advantages were of an intimate life with twenty-six year olds. His instant reply "there's twenty of them!" caused a most uncomfortable pause in the conversation. Added confusion has mounted as to exact details of the singers death: some news reports are saying he died of a heart attack in his Neverland Ranch kitchen, others are saying it was in his children's room having a stroke. Regardless of personal opinion, it is obvious that Michael Jackson touched many many people all over the world...mostly children.

June 29, 2009  Like 3