Breaking, shocking news, readers
Miley Cyrus has been spotted in actual clothing!
We know this is difficult to believe, based on the attire Miley donned in Paris
and in Rio
last week. But it's true, and we can prove it:
Meanwhile, in other news, it appears as though reports of a split
between Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were premature. These two were spotted in California yesterday, holding hands and looking as happy as ever.
We may ...