Posing partially nude on the cover of a major magazine: Check
Pole-Dancing onstage at a children's awards show: Check
Dropping three grand on lacy underpants: Check Check
A DUI bust is the only thing still standing between Miley Cyrus and her inevitable future as Lindsay Lohan 2.0! Word on the Curb has it that the once clean-cut Disney starlet, 17, recently dropped four figures on sexy undergarments during a lingerie shopping spree in ...