Holy Crab cakes!!! Jessica, please don't eat me!!
Hola Gasmii! We are sooooo happy- we prayed for drama and boy did we get it! We are in bitch slap heaven!
In this week's episode;
Jessica may or may not believe crabs are vegetables.
We learned how Mayte's baby died... and how Jessica's baby died!
Even three sheets to the wind, Nicole is still the most gorgeous, reasonable person on the show (yes, we're ...