January 28, 2009
Micha Barton has apparently decided that she's desperate (about time). Seeing as nobody wants to hire her for her non-existent acting skills and her O.C. fame is fading quickly, she has resorted to just trying to grab people's attention. So what does she so? She shows a hint of nipple at the Christian Dior Fashion show in Paris. Now, I know some of you might say that it was unintentional, but given how low-cut her dress actually is, I can't agree with you. You are absolutely asking for trouble by wearing a dress like that. And, if you're going to be wearing a super low-cut dress and you know you're going to be photographed, at least have the decency to wear a bra. Apparently, Mischa has no common sense and instead opts for public nipple-view.
Continuing down the slippery slope of quasi-reality TV slutyness, Mischa proceeded to kiss a girl that same night. Honestly, could the girl be any more desperate for attention? I get that guys like looking at chicks making out, but please, is anyone actually attracted to Mischa? She's a twig with big eyes, and her friend is even uglier. Honestly, it's not even sexy. Way to fail Mischa, I hope you're prepared to do much more than what you've given us to far: otherwise, you really will fade into obscurity and then what? How will you manage to live? Really, I do understand your desperation.
You know, Mischa, just as a thought, you might want to try working. Or taking acting classes and then working. You're not that young anymore, and fitting into size zero clothes really doesn't cut it anymore (hint: you might need actual skills). Resorting to almost-nudity and lesbianism has helped very few people, and you're not hot enough for the luke-warm stuff that you're offering: no one cares.
The deal is this, Mischa: either you start doing something of value again or you come out with a lesbian sex tape (which would also be something of value - just in a different... direction). There really isn't the time or the caring on the part of population as a whole for you to dabble in this middle ground that you're trying out.