Nigerian politicians are pretty colourful characters, if news reports are anything to go by.
If they haven't got two kilograms of coke (NOT the kind that fizzes with Mentos) in their political tummies, then they're off marrying Egyptian 13 year-olds.
First up, the coke-head:
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency said Monday it arrested 52 year-old Eme Zuru Ayortor at Lagos' Murtala Mohammed International Airport. The ...