And by "girls," we mean the
wives of the leaders of the free world. Obviously.
So what do the "spouses" do while their husbands are sorting out the world? Well, that's what the bizarre
"spouses program" is for, something to keep the womenfolk busy with carefully-selected activities as strictly scheduled as a preschooler's day. Laura Bush reinstated the program in 2004. As the
Washington Post explains, they can't do anything too