The D.A. will
not be filing charges against
Joe Francis for his
attack on Playboy Playmate
Jayde Nicole in an L.A. nightclub last August. I repeat, will NOT be filing charges. I'm guessing that like me, the D.A. spends most of his free time huffing glue and paint thinner.
TMZ says
The D.A. [states] that Jayde "appears to have acted without immediate provocation" [and] thought "the interests of justice do not support