A quick preface to this post: I have never seen a single episode of any
Real Housewives show. If I wanted to watch a bunch of shrill harpies who hate each other, I'd go rent
Sex and the City 2. Anyway, one of the whores - I mean housewives,
Michaele Salahi (who some of you might remember as the dumbass bitch who crashed a White House party) recently did a shoot with
Playboy, because really it's not like she has that many ...