(Apologies to the gorgeous lizard flower that is Courtney Stodden for that comparison.)
Here's the gold digging, bed bug-killing, cocktail wasting, freckled dildo of delusion Lindsay Lohan completing her community service hours by volunteering at an Italian AIDS hospice today. Oh, did I type "volunteering at an Italian AIDS hospice"? I really meant to type that she's pouring free champagne down her throat hole with designer Philipp Plein at ...