Nothing Is Scarier than Ballet or the Internet

We have news from around the world today, but mostly from Foxborough and Australia. Two places both alike in dignity, but then suffering complete indignities like American Idol and movies about teenagers who save the world.

Area unattractive person Natalie Portman may be working with the creepily-mustachioed Darren Aronofsky on a new Supernatural thriller-chiller. Black Swan is about a prima ballerina who is suddenly threatened by a

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