Remember back when we all thought "If only
Lindsay would just go back to her natural hair color, she might be OK"? And then there was, "Well, if Lindsay would go redhead again, she might be hot. She might get movie roles. She might ... " fill in the blanks. Remember that? Because guys, we're way past that point. No amount of deposit-only red hair dye is going to bring Lindsay back into our hearts again like ...