Eva, sweetie, DARLING!
You are
not Jennifer Lopez.
Repeat: you ain't no J. Lo, bitch. Stop trying to make it happen!
The
Desperate Housewives star shares the same stylist as La Lopez, Ken Paves, and he's responsible for that horrible creation on her head.
We're not sure who told Longoria to wear that ****eous dress, but they should be ashamed as well!
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Images via WENN.]