Good morning, malcontents! It's Sarah today. Abby's in her lab with some male models and I'm not too sure what's going on in there but there's a lot of screaming and a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. She'll be back on Monday, likely with a bowlegged gait but otherwise good as new.
In other news, professional famewhore
Phoebe Price did some stuff someplace in LA yesterday. It