I don't know whether you know this, but the Academy Awards
were last night. A bunch of people won Oscar statuettes. Um. I'd sure love to tell you all about the ceremony, but I can't right now. I'm too distracted.
I'm too distracted by Angelina Jolie
Somehow I missed Angelina on the pre-ceremony red carpet-I was watching a movie, OK?-but fortunately for me, Angie was sure to strike ...