Now that we've got the best-dressed out of the way, let's go in for the kill: The 81st Annual Academy Awards Worst-Dressed List. Starting with Beyonce
, above. I've heard the expression "walking like you've got a corn cob up your ass," but this is ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised to learn there was a ****ing Volkswagen up there.
The rest of the list after the jump!
It's like Jessica