Paris Hilton flashes her old man ass in Cannes

Because when we get the urge to dry heave you must too, here's Paris Hilton trying to stay relevant in Cannes on Monday night (at the VIP Room club). That or she spotted Lindsay Lohan hawking the dance floor and she tried to exterminate her with some very potent herpes spray (she learned the trick by watching Pepe Le Pew on TV). "Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm totally immune, bitch!!" "spits out acidy coke spit in retaliation*

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