Paul Giamatti, Meryl Streep, Sacha Baron Cohen and Reese Witherspoon Cast in Alexander Pay

Jeff Wells appears to receive an unholy amount of gossip and tip-offs from his readers. The latest one he's believed enough to publish is a Casting notice for the previously unknown picture, Downsizing. According to the currently unsubstantiated e-mail Wells received, the film is to be directed by Alexander Payne and will star Paul Giamatti, Meryl Streep, Sacha Baron Cohen and Reese Witherspoon. You have no idea how much I want this to be real. That's half of the reason I've brought the news to you here - the other half is that I suspect, actually, it is real.

Wells has apparently sent out dowsing e-mails to all the right people in order to find out how much water the story holds, but at the time of writing, still awaits replies. I'll be hovering over his blog like a threadbare Eagle until my bedtime.

If there's anything about the rumor that makes me slightly suspicious it's the mention of Reese Witherspoon. Not because I'm surprised Payne would cast her again, but because she seems to already have projects lined up from here until the end of days. Room for one more on top? Ding, ding!

Payne is currently directing episodes of Hung, a HBO series about a high school basketball coach capitalising on his large penis. I assume he does this by acting in pornography though if you have any other ideas for making money out of a larger example of the male appendage, please drop them in the comments below. Said coach will be played 95% by Thomas Jane and 5% by a prosthetic, and Anne Heche will co-star as his ex-wife. A real shame for Kristin Bauer - she played the ex role in the pilot but was booted when the show was picked up and her scenes will be re-shot with Heche instead. Bad times.

I think we can all make an educated guess as to what Downsizing would
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