Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the ****show commence. This is a photo that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off her side of beef and her unimpressive Engagement Ring. I mean, come on. I thought it'd be bright pink and purple-glittery, strobe-lighting to the beat of good-ass fist-pumping music and be commissioned by Ed Hardy. Sad. ...