Everyone pretty much knew it was a matter of time before the photog involved in the Paris Hilton
slap fight decided to sue. To be fair, he hasn't yet but is said to be seriously considering it.
The photog claimed that his neck and ears really hurt
. Wait, why do his ears hurt? Did Paris sing to him?
He added, "It's not my style, but honestly? I'm in a lot of pain." I wonder how many eye-rolls he ...