If you're wondering why I called Miley Cyrus
' hair at the VMAs Pink-esque, it's because this. I wonder if showing up at an awards show with the same awkward cockatoo hairstyle is as embarrassing as showing up in the same dress. Also, I wonder how cockatoos feel about this. I asked one for comment and it said, "Squaaaawk!" Indeed, Mr. Cockatoo, indeed.