Previously on
Project Runway: evil Jersey Chore yelled at poor defenseless Matlock and crossed his eyes and spit venom and stuff,
...poor innocent defenseless sweet old guy Matlock was devastated,
....and oh yeah. All these designers suck bawls.
Literally. We open today with Jersey Chore begrudgingly congratulating Doughy Christian on getting to the top 9 even though he's really bad. Like way super terribly bad. He makes Alexis Bellino ...