QOTD: Jake Loves Wii And Whitney

Reese Witherspoon made the WRONG decision. That dumb dumb married that Jim Toth dude when she could've stayed with a man who loves nothing more than to play Wii tennis while bouncing his knees and flicking his wrists to "I Wanna Dance With Somebody." THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES, Reese, while reading what you could've witnessed every single night. Make her weep, Jake:
"I don't do karaoke or play Rock Band or Guitar Hero but I do play a ..."

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