QOTD: No Botox For GOOP

Fishsticks Paltrow wants us to know that whenever her face looks like that of an Albino Asian, it's because she IS an Albino Asian (just like she's African) and it isn't because she's stuffed her face with fillers. Even if Botox was made of the milky discharge from a beluga whale's lower nipple and cost the price of most people's cars, Fishy still wouldn't touch it. Fishy, who is obviously trying to get a membership card to Kate Winslet's ...

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