That's supposed to be
Drew Barrymore on the cover of W magazine, underneath all the airbrush and photoshop. (
Right Celebrity)
Paris Hilton whores it up on the beach with her pusswhiff boyfriend. (
Holy Moly)
Miranda Kerr couldn't
possibly look any more beautiful than she does right here. (
Bastardly)
Michael Stipe has completed his transformation into angry garden gnome. (
TMZ)
AnnaLynne McCord gets rammed from behind -