Lindsay Lohan's back on the sauce. The
tartar sauce, that is. See, it's funny because it's a cunnilingus joke! (
Holy Moly!)
The new
Captain Kirk is stickin' it to
Audrina Partridge. (
Websters)
More of
Megan Fox in the new Transformers, plus new hottie
Isabel Lucas. (
Bastardly)
Tila Tequila tweets that she's pregnant! (
Celebitchy)
Eliza Dushku topless, because, well, it's the only way