PETA is more collectively retarded than the audience of a Jonas Brothers concert. (WIMB)
Andy Hallett, who played Lorne on "Angel", dies of heart failure at age 33. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan might end up doing porn. (WWTDD)
Paris Hilton works her wonk-eye as she promotes her new line of sunglasses. (CelebWarship)
Jennifer Aniston is insufferable and useless. (IDLYITW)
Michelle Obama isn't pregnant, has no plans to get