Hayley Williams' surprisingly sexy Cosmo photo shoot. (
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Orlando Bloom couldn't look any faggier if there were a huge dick in his ass. (
Celeb Slam)
Britney Spears gets tribal - without the loincloth and malaria. (
Holy Moly!)
Victoria Justice and
Selena Gomez were definitely the hottest girls at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. Operative word being "girls," you pervert. (
Moe Jackson)
Kim Kardashian ...