Kelly Brook in a bikini: a story for the ages. (
The Grumpiest)
Emma Watson begins life after Harry Potter as a hooker. It's a logical turn of events. (
Celeb Jihad)
Jessica Biel and
Kate Beckinsale together at Comic-Con. It's every nerd's wet dream come magically to life. (
Celeb Slam)
The Code of Men. Apparently they've always had one, and nobody told any of the guys I dated in high school. (
Caveman Circus)
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