Quickies: Ripped!

The Kardashians have adopted a chimpanzee. I'd say I hope it flings poo at them, but it's probably nothing those skank girls haven't already experienced. (WIMB)

Kate Beckinsale looks kind if black-widowish, in a you're-so-hot-I-don't- care-if- ou-DO-eat-me-for-lunch kind of way. (The Blemish)

Are Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart really jonesing for marriage? I have a bad feeling about this...

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