"I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, 'You deserve this and nothing else...' Whack! And then, if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that's it."
- Crazy ol' Jerry Lewis describing his feelings
on Lindsay Lohan.
Maybe not so much that ...