and Hayden Christensen
were in Barbados and, geez, she looks remarkably good in a bikini. Her body is tighter than a pair of bobcats in a burlap sack. Hayden should be all over that but he's not. Instead, he's lying down in the ocean using the waves to wash his butt crack. "Hur hur, look at this Rachel. Mother Nature is touching my ballsack."