Rachel Uchitel had affairs with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz, but the professional mistress swears that the public has a completely incorrect perception of her.
Pretty sure we do not, but whatever helps you sleep, Rache.
"I am different than the cartoon character that people have made me out to be," she tells E! News. "I am just a normal girl. Like anybody you would know." LOL
.Rachel Uchitel: The skanky, professional mistress next door.