Because the million Tiger Woods gave her to keep her mouth shut won't last forever, Rachel Uchitel has signed a deal with Playboy to pose nude, but only under conditions. Those conditions are:no vagina. And there can be only one reason for that: there's a Tiger Woods tattoo smiling and shooting a golf ball in it, isn't there?
Rachel hedged when we asked her about a Playboy
offer on TMZ Live on Friday - but ...