I'll let Bravo
executive spokesmodel Miss Thing Andy Cohen
open us up today in classic overwrought style: "After a season of controversy and betrayal, surprising new alliances, shocking twists of fate, boys in high heels and a one-hit wonder, Part One starts tonight!" But don't get too excited. Up until the last few minutes, it's kinda snoozy.
If you don't live in Southern California
, skip down to the recap. But if you