Hi Gasmii--
I'll let
Bravo executive spokesmodel
Miss Thing Andy Cohen open us up today in classic overwrought style: "After a season of controversy and betrayal, surprising new alliances, shocking twists of fate, boys in high heels and a one-hit wonder, Part One starts tonight!" But don't get too excited. Up until the last few minutes, it's kinda snoozy.
If you don't live in
Southern California, skip down to the recap. But if you