Previously: Captain Needy had drinking issues, drug issues, girl issues, loneliness issues, journal issues, you name it. Swift lost a fight with a sea urchin and blamed it on Latoya.
Is it safe to be doing this so close to Captain Needy? One of these is bound to get stuck in his ear gages sooner or later, right?Currently: Marie is awake, and therefore looking for a rum-drinking buddy. (Marie? More like Mo'Rum, amiright?) ...