Deepest apologies for the delay in this week's recap, Gasmii. I was busy building an ark so that I'll be prepared when Hair's ocean of tears finally floods all of North America. You guys can come on the ark with me if you bring booze and snacks.
Previously on the Real World
: most of the roommates are single and attracted to each other. Hair sucks at life.
Speaking of Hair, did you know he likes to cuddle? With absolutely anyone, ...