So apparently, Justin Bieber
really wants to remake Mark Wahlberg
's movie Fear
, which is hilarious because I'm pretty sure that movie was about a psychotic man who dates teenagers, finger-bangs women on roller coasters and nearly murders anyone who looks at his girlfriend, while Bieber is basically a human version of Bambi in that up until last June I thought he was a girl. Anyway, Reese Witherspoon
, who starred as the ...