THIS MEANS WARStars:
Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, Chelsea Handler | Written by
Timothy Dowling, Simon Kinberg | Directed by
The improbably named Tuck and FDR are top CIA spies and best friends who fall for the same woman, with zany consequences! Well 'zany consequences' were the intention anyway. The actual consequences are tedium, annoyance and great swathes of mirthless drivel.
To be fair, improbable names aren't ...