Rihanna is See-Through

Published in 1984, The Witches of Eastwick is John Updike's tenth novel. Stylistically, it is perhaps his ripest, luxuriant even by the prose master's own sumptuous standards, as befits a story about sorcery. Correct me if I'm wrong"I never willed myself to finish either Villages (which features "dear little nipples like rabbit noses") or Toward the End of Time ("honeysuckle-berry nipples")"but it seems to have an edge on Couples

September 22, 2009  Like 10

Before you watch Aubrey O'Day's inspirational speech about her boobies and body, (NSFW) click here to see a topless picture of her at the opening night of her Las Vegas titty show yesterday. Aubrey's nipples are steaming, because the picture "leaked" and made its way around the internet. Aubrey was forced to call out from her show, because she was up all night talking to her lawyers both domestically AND internationally to get the picture

September 23, 2009  Like 10

On Mah Boo 369me last night, Dr. Sanjay Gupta talked about how he caught the oink ills when he was off in Afghanistan. Dr. Gupta also thinks that Mah Boo might have a little case of swine flu too, because he was there and he also has the symptoms. THE PIGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! I'm going to shank Miss Piggy up and wrap her in a tortilla if anything happens to Mah Boo. When Mah Boo coughs, my a-hole twitches. When Mah Boo sneezes, my nipples

September 24, 2009  Like 10