That was supposed to be
Chris Crocker. Did it work? No? **** it, I tried. Anyway,
Russell Simmons wrote a long-winded spiel about how we all need to give
Chris Brown a break because we apparently go easy on those "Disney Stars", so why not Chris? You know, aside from the fact that he cheated on his girlfriend
Rihanna and then pounded her face like a wad of dough.
"Chris is suffering from the same thing as almost every ...