So it turns out, a 26-year-old woman rebounding into a relationship with a 50-year-old man who used to regularly beat the crap out of Madonna
didn't end well. Who knew, right? Anyway,Scarlett Johansson
and Sean Penn
have officially split after three months of dating, presumably because Scarlett woke up one day and realized she was voluntarily allowing Sean Penn to rest his balls on her chin. After quietly dating for several months, ...