When
Katie Holmes filed for divorce from
Tom Cruise and immediately went for the legal jugular that is "sole custody", everyone immediately assumed that it was because Katie didn't want Tom putting
Suri through Scientology's Super Special Fun Time In No Way Brainwashing Cruise where
Suri would be taught about the religion. Well, ding ding ding! Congrats on winning gold in the D'uhlympics! Via
TMZ: Sea Org, as it ...