Photo: Michael Ochs Archive/Getty Queen, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Forget Adam Lambert: maybe what Queen needs to do is take Schizofonics on the road with them to turn out sugared-up electro re-workings on the fly. They could do that for a living - it would be like the new version of those old planetarium laser light shows. "Don't Fear the Reaper?" More like "Don't Fear