Perfume ads are pretty much known for being cornball. Think "bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan" for Enjoli, Elizabeth Taylor whipping off her earring at a poker game for White Diamonds, and Charlize Theron saying, "J'adooooeeeeaah. Dioaaaaaaahhhhh." Well, congratulations,
Khloe Kardashian and
Lamar Odom, you've topped them all with your commercial (featuring a hot backing track from 1988) ...