Snooki Will Film Herself Giving Birth

The United States needed a new weapon to use for the war on terror. Something that would strike fear in our enemy's hearts. Enter a pregnant Snooki who unwittingly became America's greatest asset. You're probably wondering how this orange pickled-breath dwarf could help us. Two words. Birthing video. You may now commence your shrieks of terror.
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