For those of you who don't remember who Emilio Masella
is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and attention-whoring who used to date Jersey Shore
star Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
. When she tried to dump the dumb bastard, Emilio tried to propose to her on the cover of Steppin' Out
magazine - shirtless mind you, because that situation clearly wasn't sad enough. Anyway, ...