For those of you who don't remember who
Emilio Masella is: you lucky bitches. Anyway, Emilio was this tiny petulant ball of steroid abuse and attention-whoring who used to date
Jersey Shore star
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. When she tried to dump the dumb bastard, Emilio tried to propose to her on the cover of
Steppin' Out magazine - shirtless mind you, because that situation clearly wasn't sad enough. Anyway, ...