Last night on
The Voice,
Christina Aguilera performed pants-less with her four remaining contestants, stomping around on stage with her stumpy legs. Christina may go down in history as one of the more disappointing pop stars to grow up. Right up there with
Jessica Simpson. From behind, she looks like a brontosaurus shuffling to food.
Pro tip: When your ass looks like it was sculpted from years of Cheeto indulgence, it's a good idea ...